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The intention of this site is to include a lot of meaningless bullshit while providing comments on wine, golf, personal stories and any random thoughts that travel to the undamaged frontal lobe of my brain. Personal stories will not change, and the random thoughts / comments are based on the time of writing. The random thoughts / comments may vary depending upon whether I am pissed off or hungover. Comments are appreciated and 100% do not give a fuck about your negative personal feelings towards me. Feelings are for pussies, so snuggle with your blankie, contact your therapist, mother, someone that gives a fuck or someone that is paid to act as though they give a fuck.  Life is too short for that type of feelings bullshit.

I am 60+ years old, no wife and no children. Currently in the pre-retirement phase to determine whether I can tolerate the Northeast winters without going batshit crazy until I relocate. Other than my friends, my goddaughter, and puppy I have zero responsibilities and could really give a fuck. I live by a simple motto; “If it does not impact me, I don’t give a fuck”. Makes everything much easier.

Several friends that have recently passed were in their fifties and made me gain a little perspective. No one promised me tomorrow so why the fuck am I working today. 

My sense of humor is not appreciated by all, and some may find it offensive. I am not trying to be offensive, just during my era there was no such thing as being offensive, hell everyone was offensive, so it was the norm. No one claimed to be unable to function because they felt that someone had been offensive or insensitive towards them. You fucking sucked it up and moved forward. The continued claims of offensiveness, insensitivity and political correctness are exactly why we are currently living in this shitstorm with no end in sight. If you feel as though I am offensive or insensitive, do not expect me to conform to such idiotic behavior. Maybe, you should conform to my behavior or we meet in the middle, but most do not believe in middle ground. If you feel as though I am insensitive, go rub your hairless cat because he probably cares about the same fucking amount.  Do not whine about something I have written because I do not give a fuck. If you have issues with this site, please remove your cheetos stained hand from your penis and click your mouse to remove yourself from the site or remain and shut the fuck up.  The insensitive Guru.