Disc Golf

I stumbled across the item pictured today. The real question ;  where, if anyone cared to look, might one find an old man that plays disc golf.  And underestimate them at what?  I mean, for fucks sake, underestimating an old man with a bag of disc's seems to be logical. 

Can you imagine a family gathering and one of the children asks Uncle Dick Weed why he is late arriving to the gathering.  Dick responds, well it was all on the line at the 18th tee box.  The match and all bets were square, then I tossed my driving disc into the air and caught an updraft. It was both marvelous and mesmerizing. Is it just me or does anyone else enjoy hearing this type of shit. The kid would look at you and ask, what the fuck is a driving disc and what the hell are you talking about. The only thing that has caught an updraft of air is you. You fat fuck. Or maybe the kid would say something similar. 

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Just to show my ignorance, I thought in order to play disc golf, you must test positive for weed. Just do not see old men kicked back after a round of disc golf, drinking single malt while reliving their magical shots from the round. Have you ever overheard anyone ask what disc did you use on the par 3. Of course not, because no one fucking cares and if they ask, then welcome to toolville. 

If you enjoy it, then make yourself happy. But, it is similar to when you bent that Billie goat over and banged him in the ass. You may be happy, but no one, I mean no one wants to hear about it. 

I am definitely considered an old man and you will never see me playing fucking disc golf.  Sure, I have played and it was fun. I was also 11 years old when I played and would get all wooded up by looking at the bra models in the Sears Catalogue. If this is your behavior as an old man, then you got some serious issues. 

The majority of people my age probably have no idea what a disc is yet they have a full grasp on the Frisbee and owned one during their teenage years at some point. What did we play using the Frisbee?  Not one fucking thing. The weed back in the day was so bad, you poured the weed into the Frisbee, lifted it to about a 30-degree angle while using a card to sort out all the fucking stems and seeds.  Once you have extracted the debris, the remainder was smoked for a marvelous and mesmerizing feeling and a disc catching an updraft does not remotely come close. 

If you are old, please stop. People will respect you more by getting shitfaced every day. 

The smoking lamp is lit, please pass the Frisbee. Smoke em if you got em.  Later bitches.